Your name came up while lunching with Tele-Bob today.
It was then I realized, that if you aren't really a little black dog, I will be very disappointed. Shoe and Tele-Bob tried to tell me you are actually a human.
SAY IT AIN'T SO, MOONPIE! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Edited for spelling MOONPIE as MOOPIE. I'm such a