"Hellfire, it's easy!!! I bet them fellers over there $100 that I could piss all over your bar and get you to laugh at it."
"Hellfire, it's easy!!! I bet them fellers over there $100 that I could piss all over your bar and get you to laugh at it."
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
Can't remember the joke, but it's from "Dusk 'til Dawn" or was it "Desperado"?
never heard it in a movie...
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
Well, the short form is he bet the bartender $50 he could pee into a shot glass at the other end of the bar. When he missed and the bartender laughed that was his reply.
What did I win?
And of course -
"OK you stupid frog, I'm going to show you ONE MORE TIME."
"No harmonic knowledge, no sense of time, a ghastly tone, unskilled vibrato, and so on. Chuck is one of the worst guitar players I know" -Gravity Jim
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
Some may say incontinence is no laughing matter.
I say, depends.
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
Yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn!!!
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
"Its in my garden picking the turnips out of the ground with its tail, and you wont believe what its doing with them!"
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A cunning array of stunts
If you're bored, you're not groovin'.
Knock, knock?
:ahem
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
OK... I'll bite.
Who's There?
I know I'm going to regret this...
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
The subject is very funny. I piss myself over it.Originally Posted by NeoFauve
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
Orange.
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
orange who?
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
Eh, orange you glad I didn't say "Hellfire, it's easy!!! I bet them fellers over there $100 that I could piss all over your bar and get you to laugh at it?"
See, I originally posted "Knock, knock?" as a potential joke to go with your punch-line. But you bit.
Then a priest, a rabbi and lesbian cowboy walked in to the bar and interrupted my train of thought.:%
So actually, I had nothing.
Sorry, man.
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
:rl
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
"So they don't explode...."
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Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
I'm going to be sick now.
Because they whistle on the way down.
If you're bored, you're not groovin'.
Mooooooon River.
That's J.C. His dad owns the place.
Who the hell is B*B? (BoB)
If you're bored, you're not groovin'.
I don't know about them fellers on the left and right, but the guy in the middle sure looks like Willy Nelson!!!
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
"I said FLUX dammit!!!"
Flux off! Go flux yourself you fluxin' mother fluxer!
If you're bored, you're not groovin'.
I did, officer!
Now where going to a ballgame. :lol
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
How about a nice cup of
SHUT THE FLUX UP!!!!!
:rofl
"We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness." Mark Twain
I just don't like the smell of this!
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
"Dopey f'd a penguin!"
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Things to make them fuzzy
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Is that wrong?
Well, it is wrong, but that's the way the joke ends.
It's not that good of a joke.
....duh, different Dopey. There are six other dwarves, a high ranking religious official, and his assistant in the joke as well.
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Things to make them fuzzy
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If I remember rightly, it's about Dopey asking if there are such a thing as Dwarf Nuns. :rofl
That's the one!
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Things to make them fuzzy
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Oh Geez... more bodily functions!
Is there a thread without bodily functions?
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WOuld you prefer them with bodily malfunctions?
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
Oh Hell... why not... nothin' else is going right....
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