Nice one, JAM!
I'm particularly fond of the description for the ST68-85TX VWH:
"In the rapid surfacing from the out of the sphere and the dance and going out to 1st place, the Raje head and the pasting Maple fingerplate are these Storat of the feature."
I just want to get my wallet out right here and now and give them money.
Tenebrae
PS: I'm sure I saw a Tele described as having a "bigball tailpipe"