The Craigslist Funny Post Thread

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Vendor?
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/msg/4072077732.html

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Honesty in advertising?


Guitar peddle - $50 (Century,Fl)

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/msg/4109958186.html

This electric guitar peddle is fantastic. It is truly awesome. It's a zoom. It's in very good condition. I've only had it for a year. I'm getting rid of it because I suck at playing guitar and there's really no reason for me to have it.

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"Large" Peavey speakers.....
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/msg/4131371547.html

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He spelled it that way twice!
http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/msg/4142755178.html




Guiltier - $55 (Fwb )
Hey everyone I have a black electric guiltier that need to be re wire for sale $55. Obo call (850)461-5746

[jeru]

He spelled it that way twice!
http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/msg/4142755178.html
Hey everyone I have a black electric guiltier that need to be re wire for sale $55. Obo call (850)461-5746

I had one of those Guiltiers..! I sold it to buy a Bassier. Never felt guiltier.

[ch willie]

I think Stella McCartney used to work with Jean Paul Guiltier

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I had one of those Guiltiers..! I sold it to buy a Bassier. Never felt guiltier.

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Former tambourine player for Whitesnake?
http://panamacity.craigslist.org/muc/4164830140.html

[ch willie]

No small shakes being a tambourine player for White Snake.

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No small shakes being a tambourine player for White Snake.

[melody]

http://lansing.craigslist.org/muc/4173070436.html

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[ch willie]

That was G.D. funny.

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Southern Death Metal?

http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/muc/4196508380.html


Southern Death Metal Musicians Wanted (Okaloosa County)




http://www.chromaticsoundinc.com/news
Full time rehearsal space is full!!!!!
Got another full time rehearsal band here at Chromatic Sound Inc."Southern Fallout" is a southern death metal band in the making which is now auditioning drummers, bass players, singers and maybe even a second guitar player for the project.To set up an audition or for more details go to the website or call Bruce at (850)210-3243

• Location: Okaloosa County
•do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


Posting ID: 4196508380

Posted: 22 days ago

Updated: about 12 hours ago

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[Gravity Jim]

In Southern Death metal the Cookie Monster sounds he's from Tuscloosa.

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In Southern Death metal the Cookie Monster sounds he's from Tuscloosa.

[jrgtr42]

OK, so this is Ebay rather than craigslist, but the point still applies.
Vintage Fender Medium Guitar Pick
OK, really? One pick for sale?
I found dozens of those stupid things sitting around my old place when I was cleaning it out... and goodness knows how many are under my amps and couch in my current guitar room...

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Spell checker on aisle 5,please!
Panio,three times!

http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/msg/4281899067.html

Player Panio - $300 (Baker, Fl)











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We have a working player panio the back plat on the back says 1909. We bought this from a antique store that someone started to faux finish it and never finished it . Our kids have played it but just needed to make more room and it has to go . We have moved it to the garage and we will help load it but let me tell you this panio is very very heavy . I will post picks soon . but I'm sure at this price it be sold fast do to what it is and it is priced to go . Great antique ...

[jedson01]

This guy is a scam artist or just seriously has too much equipment and feels he has to change his story on every post. There are 12 separate items listed on 1/15/2014 and about 8 items during the previous week. All have multiple photos of the items taken from similar angles/backgrounds. Here's a sampling:

BASS ROCK WOOD HONER - $120 (KANSAS CITY MO)
i have the BASSROCK WOOD HONER used i just want to sell it cheap price call me 816-606-0506 • Location: KANSAS CITY MO
•do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

LES PAUL GUITAR LIKE NEW - $225 (KANSAS CITY )
it was my present for last Christmas any way i love guitar but i do not know how to play i need the money back for something else.... 816////606///0506 • Location: KANSAS CITY

SAMICK 5 STRING BASS - $175 (kansas city mo)
i have the SAMICK BASS 4 STRING USED GOOD CONDITION READY FOR PLAY THANK YOU CALL ME 816-606-0506

WASHBURN GUITAR PROFESSIONAL - $225 (kansas city mo)
i have the guitar WASHBURN guitar used with EMG & pickups this guitar i used for college class but i dont play any more i would like to sell it soon is posible i need the money ASP.... PLEASE CALL 816-606-0506

HARBINGER SPEAKER ... TWO - $130 (KANSAS CITY)
i have two HARBINGER SPEAKER new for the price one for $130 and if you two i will sell for you for $220 call me my name is chollo 816;;;606;;;0506 • Location: KANSAS CITY

SILVERTONE GUITAR - $125 (kansas city ks)
my sister bouth for Christmas but she doesnt know how play guitar she want to sell it ASP call me 816///606/0506 • Location: kansas city ks

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Got spellchecker?
http://panamacity.craigslist.org/muc/4292014293.html

GOT BLUES ? (front beach rd. and 79 west)

Taking students now for groop Blues class. You will learn the progretions, scales, and riffs, that make the blues one of the purest American art forms. Cost is $15 per hour for groop class, 3 or more students, or $15 per half hour if you want Individual one on one instruction. Call or Email now to get on the list. Payment in CASH please. I am not set up to process credit cards, or clear checks. Thank you. Jamie Lee Blue

[ch willie]

The worst part of playing in a groop is the type of groopies you get.

But seriously, the guy could be a genius and just have bad spelling. He seems otherwise articulate.

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Not if you know all the progretions

[ch willie]

Yeah, that spelling is just, well, funny.

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WAAAY too much information......
http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/msg/4323253649.html



peavey - $125 (niceville)




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1485 Cypress St

In good shape need to sell asap if possible its worth more

[Don]

There used to be an ad on the local CL that had no pic and said something like "Les Paul for sale. Nuff said."

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There used to be an ad on the local CL that had no pic and said something like "Les Paul for sale. Nuff said."

10 to 1 says it was an Epiphone.

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Just read this.....
http://okaloosa.craigslist.org/msg/4341122385.html



for sale 2011 Gibson Guitar 6 strings. two silver pickup microphones made on it so you can hear it. you have to have a amplifier to hear it good. it is a electric guitar. this is some pictures of it. 850 687 2171 Thank you.......oh I do got the black cover that goes on the back. that's how I saw inside is all.

[Gravity Jim]

J6 strings. two silver pickup microphones made on it so you can hear it.

That's all ya need right there.

[Don]

Would it be missing the point of you posting this if I mention that he wants way too much for it?

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Speakers STOLEN?
Someone took the time to sneak into the place where your amp was stored and UNBOLTED all four speakers instead of just taking the whole amp?
http://panamacity.craigslist.org/msg/4366892071.html

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http://lansing.craigslist.org/msg/4501448225.html

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