A Freudian Guitar Nightmare?

[ch willie]

Last night, I dreamed I was playing the Strat, and the neck broke off diagonally, where I found there to be a knot in the wood. I sat there with the two pieces in my hand, feeling sick about it (I didn't consider a replacement neck in my dream).

So Freudian analysts would have a good time with the symbolism.

[phantomman]

Methinks you should cease snacking on jalapeño-and-peanut-butter sandwiches prior to bedtime.

[ch willie]

Methinks you should cease snacking on jalapeño-and-peanut-butter sandwiches prior to bedtime.

Ha ha. It might have been Capt Crunch--I'm not supposed to eat sugar, but it was my b'day, and my daughter put me on a scavenger hunt and one of the prezzies was a big box.

[S. Cane]

That was horrible. I'd wake up covered in sweat.

[ch willie]

I actually did wake up in a sweat--because I forgot to turn the ceiling fan on, which keeps Willie and his willie cool.

[S. Cane]

Maybe there you have the answer: willie was uncomfortable with the heat and sent a message to Willie's subconsciousness to tell him: hey, stupid, I'm almost cooking here! What if it were your strat?!?! Turn that damn fan on!

[Old Ranger]

"So you dream of broken necks. There is turmoil and strife in your life. Go on. And tell me about your mother. Perhaps an old girlfriend or even an ex-wife humm?"
There's an oedipal issue involved here, I just know it.

And issues with your willie too? YOU need professional help!!

[ch willie]

I lived net door to the Bobbits. Nightmares ever since. ;)

[Volumeknob]

Sounds like a serious increase of blood in your alcohol system.....drink some Jack Black STAT! All will be well.